*giggles* I say "y'all" and people look at me like I have three heads. But then again...I am not Southern--although I am little and girlish.

Daren keeps holding doors for me...I point out that I'm a girl and he doesn't care about that. He points out his mother will beat his ass if she finds out he's impolite.

You could always put a "moon" patch on your jeans like I did--so you can moon them when they look at where your hole used to be.