snowdarkred: (ncis: kort: blows my word count)
snowdarkred ([personal profile] snowdarkred) wrote2010-11-13 05:52 pm

Sherlock BBC...poetry? WTF. I wrote a poem. It rhymes. Sort of.

Title: Two men meet by chance
Author: [livejournal.com profile] snowdarkred 
Word Count:  ~150
Pairings: Sherlock/John, but really gen.
Rating/Warnings: G. Non-standard rhyming scheme. Spoilers for The Great Game.
Author's Note: I don't know why I wrote this, I just did it. I haven't written poetry in ages, much less poem!fic. And for Sherlock? What the actual fuck! I am startled and confused by this turn of events. Especially since I am supposed to be working on that magic!AU or my Inception bigbang. :(

Two men meet by chance

On a cold autumn morn:

One in a long dark coat that danced,

And the other with a jumper well worn.

A marvelous meeting of two minds,

And of the most fortunate kind,

For London is expensive

(And they are both rather lonely.)

And Oh! for on this intrepid day,

Our hero has met his stray;

A kindly man with a soldier's gait

Has come and stole his heart away.

Together through London they roam,

Through the endless clues they comb,

And despite all winding ways,

They solve their cases and return home.

Burn! Burn! Burn! cries our hated villain,

But in the darkest night,

Our heroes shine twice as bright;

And when their eyes meet,

Betwixt them they greet

Their last farewell to all

With a brow in a quirk

And the slight hint of a smirk;

They turn and face the day.

 

Of course I make a strong argument; I'm right!

[identity profile] snowdarkred.livejournal.com 2010-11-16 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Facebook doesn't count because facebook isn't fandom. >:| I WILL PREVAIL. See! See! I'm prevailing right now; you're actually using your LJ account!

P.S. I WILL IN TIME. YOU JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET.

P.P.S. What kind of energy do you want? You're going to have to be more specific than 'the cheep ones from blah blah'. Gimme a brand.

You're right that I should please you. but your objective is wrong.

[identity profile] ravenclaw-wench.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
Internet=/=fandom. Be more specific.:b Yes to respond to you, this is the same as what happens on our walls.

P.S. You have to give yourself a deadline, otherwise its cheating.

P.P.S. I don't remember their names, Big Lots doesn't have a lot of variety anyways. All I remember is that they're like $.15, taste terrible and keep me up for hours.

OFF-TOPIC: LJ is pissing me off tonight! >:(

[identity profile] snowdarkred.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
My objective: Get Latte involved in fandom, which is primarily on the internet, in a way that doesn't just include me posting shit on her facebook wall.

PS. Deadlines are for squares. I'm a cube, dammit.

PPS. So, basically, it's crack in a can?

You should slap it.

[identity profile] ravenclaw-wench.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
But that's still involved!! Just not actively....

PS That just means you get a three dimensional deadline. ;)

PPS. Yes but legal. It probably tastes worse then crack too...

I did; it didn't work.

[identity profile] snowdarkred.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
You need to be ACTIV, not PASIV. /is lame

PS. What does that even mean? How do you have a three dimensional deadline?

PPS. Oh dear. How much caffeine is in it? Or do I not want to know?

You could always shoot it, but then it would be dead...

[identity profile] ravenclaw-wench.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, you are lame...

PS. I don't know! Your the one who claimed to be a three dimensional shape on the theory that the rest of the world in 2 dimensional. Maybe you have to pick a deadline in each alternate universe?

PPS. I'm guessing a lot. It did wonders for us during tech weeks. :)

Then I would lose a major source of entertainment....

[identity profile] snowdarkred.livejournal.com 2010-11-17 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, well, my lameness is not news. Jeez, Latte, you should know this by now.

PS. That would be more fifth dimension than third. :/ And considering the number of alternate universes.... though if I could find the one in which YOU DIDN'T LEAVE ME YOU BITCH it might be worth it.

PPS. I bet it did. God, no wonder the drama department was fucking insane. I thought it was just because Coach S did an alarming number of drugs.