When her Doctor comes back, she takes the cricket bat Mels left in the spare room and whacks him over the head with it. Then she puts on her police uniform and calls in backup.
(Then she puts on her police costume and pretends to call for backup. Then she stands there waiting, cricket bat in hand, because she doesn’t have a uniform to put on. Then she makes a cup of tea because no one broke into her house at all.)
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When her Doctor comes back, she takes the cricket bat Mels left in the spare room and whacks him over the head with it. Then she puts on her police uniform and calls in backup.
(Then she puts on her police costume and pretends to call for backup.
Then she stands there waiting, cricket bat in hand, because she doesn’t have a uniform to put on.
Then she makes a cup of tea because no one broke into her house at all.)
*flails* I love everything about this story.