The things, I read (I am of similar age to Bella) but if I don't like a book, I don't care if it's one of the Classics, I don't care. It always felt like the author had looked the plot of the books up on sparknotes, rather than read them herself.

Also, it never seemed like the ever sat down and got to know each other before they got hitched (after which, they finally had sex, and apparently Edward is a 90 year old virgin). They knew each other for 2 years? What? That's little quick to decide that you want to spend ETERNITY with someone.