snowdarkred

I'm working on a lot of different stories right now, for a lot of different fandoms, so I thought I'd share a few of them. :3


1. Hawaii Five-0, AU, magical realism, <1k done so far

( Danny’s morning was ruined by a rogue detective novel. )

2. Hawaii Five-0, dystopia, everyone has a clock, >2.2k done so far

( Danny goes into work with less than a day on his clock. )

3. Amy Pond and the Doctor's Daughter, <1k done so far

( Amy is making tea in the kitchen when she hears a loud crash from the yard. )

4. BBC Sherlock AU, Chalice crossover, >7k done so far

( John stood at the top of the steps, waiting. )

 Working title: Secret Agent Man
Summary: Some government agencies are like cults: you don't get out until you drink the red Kool-Aid.
Words so far: 4.5K
Notes: I'd forgotten I'd written this. Oops. I'll just drop this entire thing here for now.

~Secret Agent Man~

( They approached him in his first year at college. )

Title: Couch Therapy
Author: snowdarkred 
Word Count:  500
Pairings: Stephanie Rogers/Antonia Stark (AKA I can't resist genderswap.)
Rating/Warnings: PG, swearing.
Author's Note:  I took a break from my Sherlock magic!AU and part two of the Iron Man/Cap America teen!AU to write this, because my brain needed a break. So here you go. 500 words of pre-femslashy fluff.

Summary: "I hate charity galas. Can't I just give the damn money without prostituting myself for the cameras?"

Couch Therapy

 

( “Motherfucker,” Tony groaned as she collapsed on top of the couch. )

1. It's amazing how much I hate driving. Seriously. I need to move to a city that has a proper metro system, which mine doesn't, because the county voted to not be a part of the network. :/

2. My psych professor thinks I'm...well-adjusted. We had to write a paper about our parents' parenting styles, etc, and I wrote mine, literally, an hour before it was due. I spent maybe thirty minutes on it, and I was glossing over a shit-ton of stuff, because, well. She's my psych prof, not my therapist, and I have zero interest into getting into some of the heavier crap with my instructor. But, yeah, she sent me an email and said that she thought I was amazingly well-adjusted, you know, considering. Because she obviously knows me well enough to tell that I handling being screwed over by life. *rolls eyes* But, I did get a 100% on the paper, so I'm willing to move on. :3

3. My Sherlock AU is growing in leaps and bounds, and yet my Inception bigbang is tottering on painfully slowly. I do not think I like this. Not at all. More fic news here.

4. Martin Freeman is awesome.

5. Weekend of Solitude coming up! I am stupidly excited about having thee says to myself. I'm not sure what that says about me.

6. I fool around with the Sherlock promo pic and put it up on dA, but I'm going to put here anyway, just because:


Sherlock and John, Halloween by ~snowdarkred on deviantART

Can you spot what's wrong/different with this picture? :D

ETA: ALSO, my Supernatural Season 5 DVDs yesterday! \o/ Finally! My mom promised to get them for me, like, six months ago. And they're here now!

SON OF ETA: ALSO, so there's this guy that sits next to me in psych (he's sitting next to me right now, actually) who is constantly staring at my laptop screen, and he sometimes comments and so on. Example: He just told me that had many tabs open. Seriously. NONE OF HIS BUSINESS. So I asked him, Why do you do that. He said, Do what? I said, Look at my screen. Why do you do that? He said, Oh, and then spent the next twenty minutes pointedly talking to the chick behind us. \o/ Success! :D

Title:  sugar doesn't solve problems, dear, you just wish it did
Author: snowdarkred 
Word Count:  ~700
Pairings: girl!Jensen/Cougar
Rating/Warnings: PG. Swearing.
Author's Note: Movie!verse AU. Part of the alive with the glory of love 'verse. *waves* I've haven't forgotten you! I swear! I have a lot I still plan on doing in the girl!Jensen 'verse, not to mention that sequel to Project Super Soldier I have sitting on my computer. I just, uh, got distracted? This takes place after The Blow Job Incident and The Ear Incident, but before The Bolivia Disaster. So Roque is still a bastard, just not a traitorous bastard.

Summary: Jocelyn “Jake” Jensen doesn't want to think of her and Carlos “Cougar” Alvarez as star-crossed lovers, but she is beginning to wonder. Also, there is stress baking.

sugar doesn't solve problems, dear, you just wish it did

 

( Jensen wasn't the kind of girl who stared out a window, sighing as she mused about the state of the universe.  )

 

These are some of the incomplete stories sitting on my computer at the moment. I know where most of them are going, but not all, and I just feel like sharing the openings to a few of them to catch what you think. They're for a number of different fandoms; it's almost embarrassing how many I'm involved in. One day, I shall restrain myself. Maybe.

The fics!

I. Inception
words so far: ~150

 

( Of course, things don't go according to plan. )

 

II. Sherlock (BBC)
words so far: ~200

( When he dreams... )

 

III. Supernatural
words so far: ~10,400

 

( His sister's quiet sniffling is what wakes him. )

 

IV. Star Trek/His Dark Materials
words so far: ~3,300

 

( "No," he said, his lips curling in disgust. )

V. Criminal Minds
words so far: ~1,500

 

( They found the girl three miles outside of town. )

Title:  dreams are reality filtered by nonsense and spooned by the impossible
Author: snowdarkred 
Word Count:  ~1.3K
Pairings: girl!Jensen/Cougar
Rating/Warnings: PG. Mulit-lingual swearing and talk of Captain America and Iron Man being gay for each other? Kids? IDK.
Author's Note: Movie!verse AU. Part of the alive with the glory of love 'verse. Um. Sorry for the wait? This is fluff.  But angsty. So angsty fluff? Yeah. At least I'm back now, right? :D

Summary: Carlos "Cougar" Alvarez has some dreams, involving him, Jocelyn "Jake" Jensen, and a house. Oh, and some kids.

dreams are reality filtered by nonsense and spooned by the impossible

 

 

( Cougar's dreams had always flirted with the edge of lucidity. )

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Also, in case anyone's missed it until now, I've set up Fuck Yeah Jensen/Cougar, a tumblr blog devoted to our fav sniper and tech. ;) Check it out! :D

I saw what prompt I want from The Losers Minibang - I'm totes going to be gunning for the His Dark Materials fusion. Because I LOVE HDH daemon!fics, and I already know what most of the Losers' daemons would be:

Clay - wolf. Wolves are military-ish and have a chain of command. Thus, wolf.
Roque - I dunno. He's the only one that I can't see at all, not even a little. Must think further.
Aisha - snake. Because snakes are awesome and badass.
Cougar - I want him to have a Cougar, but I'm planning on thinking further. Maybe a Mexican Wolf? And I'm not saying that because the character is supposed to be Mexican, I just think Mexican wolves are really, really pretty.
Pooch - hawk. Just, yeah. Not sure one what particular type of hawk, but I think that it fits his personality for her to be airborne.
Jensne - Jensen is the hardest. I'm tempted to just go with fox. Since of humor, ability to misdirect, trickster. Also, pretty. :D But then, I'm biased towards foxes, so. I'll think about it next time I rewatch the movie.

Of course, I need to get the prompt during claiming. Which means that come August 14th, I'm going to be stalking the comm, ready to spring into action!

Also I'm thinking about names: 

Pooch's daemon - Aerialis
Clay's daemon - Fortisa
Roque's daemon - Parraicida
Aisha's daemon - Callidus
Cougar's daemon - Immotiala? Agilitia?
Jensen's daemon - Secerna? Ardea?
Jolene's daemon (which is totes something super deadly) - Moderatri


Which, basically, is just intentionally mangled Latin. Um. But of course, I'll have to get the prompt before it would be even approaching final. *crosses fingers* 

ETA: If not this, than the werewolf!AU, because there can never be enough team-is-secretly-wolfish!fics out there. XD