TMI: Shit you did not want to know

[snowdarkred]

OMFG, UGH, SHITSHITSHIT. I AM SO MOTHERFUCKING TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING CRAMPS ALL MOTHERFUCKING DAY.

I AM CRAMPING. SO FUCKING BAD. IT'S UNBEARABLE. I'VE ALREADY TAKEN LIKE, TWICE THE AMOUNT OF MEDICATION I WAS SUPPOSED TO. AND. IT'S NOT. WORKING.

I CANNOT WRITE UNDER THESE CONDITIONS. I WAS GOING TO DO AISHA'S STORY TODAY FOR MY GIRL!JENSEN 'VERSE, BUT I CANNOT. BECAUSE I AM IN PAIN. PAIN. AND FUCK SITTING IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER TRYING TO TYPE IN MY STORY; I JUST WANT SOME FUCKING ICE CREAM. OR BROWNIES.

OW. OW. OW. I HATE THE WORLD RIGHT NOW. ALL OF IT. OW.

So. No story for you today. BECAUSE I HURT AND AM THEREFORE MAKING YOU SUFFER. CAUSE I'M KIND OF A BITCH LIKE THAT. Ow.

I'M GONNA GO FIND MY EFFING HEATPAD NOW. AND I'M GOING TO WATCH THE LOSERS AGAIN. BECAUSE WATCHING JENSEN GET SHOT AND COUGAR TAKE CARE OF HIM MAKES ME FEEL BETTER, OKAY?

OW.

(And yes, I am aware of my irrationality. And I don't care. Because I HURT, ow.)


ETA: DRUGS ARE AWESOME.

Comments

[wordflake.livejournal.com]

Take your heatpad, your movie and some chocolate and bury yourself in blankets and just feel sorry for yourself!

[snowdarkred.livejournal.com]

Thankfully the HUGE amount of drugs I took have finally kicked in, so now I feel like a somewhat normal human being. \o/ A drowsy, highly drugged human being, but whatever. Plus, I made brownies, and those will always make me feel better.

[wordflake.livejournal.com]

It's impossible to feel bad when you have brownies!

[snowdarkred.livejournal.com]

They make everything better! It's like a superpower! <3

[wordflake.livejournal.com]

Personally I think it's the power of the chocolate. Because chocolate is like, awesome in every way.

[snowdarkred.livejournal.com]

Hm, this phenomenon might require experimentation. Which I will be perfectly fine being the subject of. For science and all that. \o/

[wordflake.livejournal.com]

Write a report and send the results to me ;)

[weird-fin.livejournal.com]

*hugs* I feel your pain, well no, I feel my pain! I had that yesterday too. :(

Unfortunately I had no brownies.

[snowdarkred.livejournal.com]

I would send you some, but I don't think they'd survive the journey! (That, and I've eaten most of them. Mm, double fudge....)

*shares the sympathetic hug* Oh, the pains of being a woman. :/

[weird-fin.livejournal.com]

Ooh double fudge ey? That's fine as long as you eat them all! ;)

Yes, the pains. :(