snowdarkred

Title: The Love of the Body of Man or Woman
Author: snowdarkred
Word Count: 901
Rating/Warnings: R, for a bunch of vague sex. A. Bunch. Of. SEX. And minor swearing, but mainly sex.
Pairings: [deep breathe] Tony/Abby, Tony/McGee, Tony/Zi--you know what? I give up: Tony/Everyone, but especially Gibbs!
Author's Note: The title come's from Walt Whitman's poem "I Sing the Body Electric". It goes:"The love of the Body of man or woman balks account—the body itself balks account; That of the male is perfect, and that of the female is perfect." Um, yeah. *blushes* This fic? Yeah, this fic is dirty.

Summary: Tony was a sexual being. Hell, if he was given to poetic anecdotes, he'd even say that he'd sang the body electric every day of his life since he got his first hard on.

The Love of the Body of Man or Woman

 

( Tony was a sexual being. Hell, if he was given to poetic anecdotes, he'd even say that he'd sang the body electric every day of his life since he got his first hard on.  )

Title: Dark Chocolate and Red Wine
Author: snowdarkred
Words: 12,950+
Pairings: [deep breath] Gibbs/DiNozzo, Trent Kort/Tony, Tony/Dr. Brad Pitt, Tony/Abby friendship!, Tony/Multiple OFCs (though not all at once), and very, very one-sided Ziva/Tony.
Rating/Wanings: R for language, brief mentions of child rape and murder in a case related setting, and copious amounts of off screen sex.
Summery: Tony liked the taste of dark chocolate because it was bitter and smooth, and went great with a glass of '98 Zinfandel. He'd never told anyone about it because it would ruin his macho, over-sexed, frat boy image, and besides, dark chocolate was traditionally served with port, not red wine.
Author's Notes: So, I figured something out about how to post this to get around the error. Okay, same declarations of gratitude apply: dinozzo111 , you're amazing. Truely the best damn beta a girl could ask for. Thanks to everyone at gibbs_dinozzo and linguaphiles for your help! Here's a proper post! Cross-posted at the usuals.


Dark Chocolate and Red Wine

 

 

( Tony liked the taste of dark chocolate because it was bitter and smooth, and went great with a glass of '98 Zinfandel. )